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Christmas Delivery
Christmas Delivery
£6.00
And Lo in the city of Nazareth, Jo Stork received a last minute delivery request over the Tanoy, one baby boy to some hovel just off the Via Pelagus. As this was on his way home Jo decided this could afford him the opportunity to clock off early on this the 24th December 0000 so took the gig. The instructions on the ticket were clear, follow the star – you cant miss it, it’s enormous, it will guide you to the right hovel, on the way could you drop off some fabric conditioner to some shepherds doing their laundry and then straight on to the drop, no stopping at the “Kings and Camel” for a crafty one – we will be checking the webcam.
And verily, Jo Stork followed the star, which was indeed enormous, managed the conditioner delivery and ploughed on to the dropping point. Making good speed he considered a swift Creme de Menthe at the “Kings and Camel” but as his bundle was wriggling somewhat and persisted in chucking his halo out of the bag he decided to press on to what looked like a shed full of ponies. With a couple of flaps he found that the hovel wasn’t in reality a shed at all, and what seemed from the air to be ponies were a mixed bag of creatures mostly donkeys, all up too late and noisier than they ought. Jo hovered above the melle with his bag of baby and, asking for a bit of hush, (there was a whole lot of lowing going on) attempted to identify any potential parents. A hush decended, in the midde of the throng were a couple who at this time were absorbed posting a withering review on trip advisor. By that time it was five to midnight and the meter was metering and the webcam was webcamming, with a practised swoop the stork dropped the baby onto the hay just under the enormous star and flapped his way off into the night. The couple pressed send, the baby started screaming and then three kings arrived……………
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Festive Dave Pulls – single
Festive Dave Pulls – single
As promised Dave is pimped up for the festive season, bedecked and bebaubled he can’t wait to get out there and party. If truth be known it’s been tricky keeping him under wraps, he’s been dressed up like this since August Bank Holiday. Any way here he is, dusted down and free to mingle at will.
David is hanging out festively on high quality but scrap paper, a bi product of the packaging industry in Hull. Sometimes this paper will be smooth, sometimes textured, it just depends what is surplus to it’s day job. He is printed on two sides in glorious technicolour by hand in my studio on my Epson Ecotank ET – 7750. His Tassels (cotton) and other embellishments are sourced locally from real shops run by mostly by real Nannas. When folded he is 150mm by 104mm and extends, when open, to an impressive 300mm!! He is designed folded and finished by myself and given a fancy loop made from red waxed bookbinding thread from the mecca of bookbinding supplies that is Rachfords in Stockport, this, so you can hang him from any convenient tree, door knob or Mistletoe sprig you fancy. He has asked if possible he could be dangled away from through drafts due to the shortcomings in his costume and his tendancy to chills.(I did say he should have thought about that earlier!) This is why for postage purposes he is dressed in a cosy C6 recycled and recyclable British Harry Manila envelope and protected from the rain by a fully compostable wrap made in the UK from EN13432 – well you did ask!
This is a solo Dave but can be bought as a pack of five. He he has kept himself trim so he can travel under the steam of a normal first or second class stamp.